Compiled from radio reports over the last 2 days

July 21, 9 a.m.-ish, westbound I-40, a "dumped load."
July 20, 4pm ish, I-270: a barbecue smoker
July 19, time?, road?, ladder
July 19, I-44 westbound, a mattress

aaaaaah! I wonder if there was anything yummy contained within the smoker?? ;) I suppose it doesn't matter to me; I am still a vegetarian.